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  1. tristana

    tristana New Member

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    hi everyone
    This was sent to me this morning:
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    Take a deep breath and wade through this one : very clever. ( For those
    of you who know him - received from Kevin in Vietnam ) - Once a teacher
    always a teacher!



    Researchers have recently discovered the heaviest element known to
    science: Administratium.

    Administratium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons,
    75 deputy neutrons and 111 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an
    atomic mass of 312.

    These 312 particles are held together by a force called morons, which
    are surrounded by vast quantities of particles called peons.

    Since administratium has no electrons, it is inert.
    However, it can be detected because it impedes every reaction with which
    it comes into contact. A minute amount of administratium causes one
    reaction to take more than four days to complete when it would normally
    take less than one second.

    Administratium has a normal half-life of three years.
    It does not decay but, instead, undergoes a reorganization, in which a
    number of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons and assistant
    deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, administratium's mass will
    actually increase over time, since each reorganization causes some
    morons to become neutrons, forming new isodopes.

    This characteristic of moron transformation leads some scientists to
    speculate that administratium is formed whenever morons reach a certain
    quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as
    "critical morass". You will know it when you see it.
    thanks
     
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    sounds like a sister element to bureaucratium.

    the half life is a transcendental function...
     

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