Humour and even a little Humor

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  1. Jez

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    An article about the media entitled No warranty express or implied from Kurt Cobb at Resource Insights:

     
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    Humour and even a little Humor

    9andalf's idea really
    We have peak oil humour here but how about some permaculture and related humour/humor
    "Humor" for the Yanks who can't spell
    to kick the ball off:-
    Is sustainable living all about our survival?
     
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    Susan was in chemistry. Susan is no more, for what she thought was H2O was H2SO4.
     
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    kiwi's paint the head of sheep that kick - It's called practicing safe sex
     
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    Yes millie
    That reminds me of this wonderful scam
    https://www.dhmo.org/facts.html

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    This guy is my favorite net comic
    I want, no NEED, his new book for Christmas please.
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    100 MILE AN HOUR GOAT

    Two guys from Beausejour are out hunting, and as they are walking along they come upon a huge hole in the ground.

    They approach it and are amazed by the size of it. The first hunter says "Wow, that's some hole; I can't even see the bottom. I wonder how deep it is."

    The second hunter says" I don't know, let's throw something down and listen and see how long it takes to hit bottom."

    The first hunter says "There's this old automobile transmission here, give me a hand and we'll throw it in and see".

    So they pick it up and carry it over, and count one, and two and three, and throw it in the hole.

    They are standing there listening and looking over the edge and they hear a rustling in the brush behind them.

    As they turn around they see a goat come crashing through the brush, run up to the hole and with no hesitation, and jumped in head first.

    While they are standing there looking at each other, looking in the hole and trying to figure out what that was all about, an old farmer walks up. "Say there", says the farmer, "you fellers didn't happen to see my goat around here anywhere, did you?"

    The first hunter says " Funny you should ask, but we were just standing here a minute ago and a goat came running out of the bushes doin' about a hunert miles an hour and jumped headfirst into this hole here!"

    The old farmer said "Why that's impossible, I had him chained to a transmission!"
    . . .
    Do we need an animal forum?
     
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    A handsome young man was sunbathing naked at the beach.
    For the sake of keeping it from getting sunburned, he had a hat over his privates.

    A woman walks past and says, snickering, "If you were a gentleman you'd lift your hat."
    He raised an eyebrow and replied, "If you weren't so ugly it would lift itself."
     
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    Why did the carrot blush?

    Saw Mr and Mrs Beetroot!!
     
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    LOLOLolol
    That's TERRIBLE!
    WHY am I still laughing?

    More class please!


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    How to Make Pumpkin Pie

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    Upper and bottom level management
     
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    ......eskimo v's kiwi

    An eskimo was on an arround the world driving holiday.
    He had traversed the continents of the world, the compact eskimo car never missing a beat.

    But as he was half way round New Zealand, the car broke down and he had to call 'the breakdown service'.

    The mechanic was under the bonnet; suddenly he remarked; "ah ha, I see your problem,,,you've blown seal".

    The eskimo, troubled by this remark; grabbed the mechanic, spun him round and clearly vexed

    hissed "so frigin what sheepy!"

    regards,
    Kimbo
     
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    Some suggestions for spicing up Permaculture videos with buxom babes?
    [video=youtube;3AXqSptCqoY]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AXqSptCqoY[/video]
    The info is quite good. The human hair trick is neat. It also contains a lot of nitrogen
     
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    Did I mention that I look JUST like her..... ? (Not!)
     
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    Moderators wil be running screen & couch tests soon ;)
     
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    Q: What's the difference between a duck?

    A: One of it's legs is both the same!
     
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    This guy is sitting in a bar minding his own business.
    A young punk comes up to him and starts making light conversation, but eventually starts to turn nasty when the young punk starts alluding to his slightly paunchy waistline.
    The guy tolerates this for a little while, but when the punk outright calls him fat, he stands up and replies:
    "You know young fella, the only reason I'm fat is because everytime I F%$# your mother, she feeds me a biscuit"
     

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